(Ron Mael - Russell Mael)
                 C                                        G
I searched the whole encyclopedia from A to Z and had no luck, no luck
           C                                           G
It listed beriberi, menopause, and even halitosis. No luck, no luck
      D                             C
And then I asked my brother who is kinda thick
 C7
Tell me what I got, I'm feeling really sick

     C7                       D                       G
   Brother, keep away from me. You got girls on the brain
         C7                       D                       G
   It's really rough when you got. You got girls on the brain

Everytime I go to church I just can't think about the Lord at all. At all. At all
Everytime I go to work it seems I'm always walking into walls. Them old walls
It's getting worse and worse and then you pat me on the back
In fifty years, you may outgrow it just like that

   But until then, I got. I got girls on the brain
   But until then, I got. I got girls on the brain

       G                                                 C
      Girls on the brain... Girls on the brain... They drive me insane
            C7                      D                       G
      It's really rough when you got you got girls on the brain

I'll give this hundred dollar bill to anybody who can help at all
Don't everybody shout at once it seems there's nothing can be done at all
It's getting worse and worse, but lately I can live with it
I'm starting to enjoy it just a little bit

   Like it or not, I got. I got girls on the brain
   Like it or not, I got. I got girls on the brain

(Mick Jagger - Keith Richards)
            F#
You're the kind of person, you meet at certain dismal dull affairs.
Center of a crowd, talking much too loud, running up and down the stairs.
          H
Well, it seems to me that you have seen too much in too few years.
      F#
And though you've tried you just can't hide, your eyes are edged with tears.

                C#         H    У
   You better stop, look around
            F#                            H
   Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
         F#
   Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.

When you were a child, you were treated kind, but you were never brought up right.
You were always spoiled with a thousand toys, but still you cried all night.
Your mother who neglected you, owes a million dollars tax.
And your fathers still perfecting ways of making ceiling wax.

   You better stop, look around
   Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
   Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.

      C#                        F#
      Oh, who's to blame, that girl's just insane.
            H
      Well nothing I do don't seem to work,
         C#                                     F#
      It only seems to make matters worse, oh please.

You were still in school, when you had that fool, who really messed your mind.
And after that you turned your back, on treating people kind.
On our first trip, I tried so hard to rearrange your mind.
But after while I realized you were disarranging mine.

   You better stop, look around
   Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes
   Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.

(Mick Jagger - Keith Richards)
D
I'm givin' you a piece of my mind
H
There's no charge of any kind
A
Try a very simple test
F#
You should just retrace your steps
           E
And think back, back a little bit baby. Back, back alright.

     A
   Think, think, think back baby
   Think, think back a bit girl
   Think, think, think back baby
    E                        D    A
   Tell me who's fault was that, babe?
    E                        D    A
   Tell me who's fault was that, babe?

Think about a year ago
How we lived I'll never know
Connin' people for a dime
Here's another piece of my mind
And think back, back a little bit baby. Back, back alright

   Think, think, think back baby
   Think, think back a bit girl
   Think, think, think back baby
   Tell me who's fault was that, babe?
   Tell me who's fault was that, babe?

Take a look inside yourself
You're not really someone else
Still, I am the same old me
You say I lack maturity
But think back, back a little bit baby. Back, back, alright

   Think, think, think back baby
   Think, think back a bit girl
   Think, think, think back baby
   Tell me who's fault was that, babe?
   Tell me who's fault was that, babe?

Changes may has come too fast
About the thing we're always last
Situation may have changed
But I thik we're still the same
So think back, back a little bit baby. Back, back alright

   Think, think, think back baby
   Think, think back a bit girl
   Think, think, think back baby
   Tell me who's fault was that, babe?
   Tell me who's fault was that, babe?

We're not children anymore
We don't need to play with toys
Take a look and you will find
You're gettin' old before your time
But think back, back a little bit baby. Back, back alright

(Muddy Waters)
         A7
Well I'm goin' away to leave, won't be back no more  
Goin' back down south, child don't you want to go
            D7                           A7
Woman I’m troubled, I be all worried in mind
             E7
Well baby I just can’t be satisfied
D                        A7
I just can't keep from cryin'
 
Well I feel like snappin', pistol in your face
I’m gonna let some graveyard, Lord be your resting place
Woman I’m troubled, I be all worried in mind
Well baby I can never be satisfied
And I just can’t keep from cryin'

Well I know my little old baby, she going to jump and shout
That old train be late man, Lord and I come walking out
Woman I’m troubled, I be all worried in mind
Well you know I just can’t be satisfied
I just can't keep from cryin'

(Н.Арутюнов - В.Степанцов)
        D            Hm
Я отряхнул лиловый фрак
           D          F#
И сел в зеленый кадиллак,
          G                  A
Нажал на газ, сорвался с места
       D              Hm
И покатил в ночной кабак
            G        A
Там ждет меня моя невеста

                 D     G
   Не верь мне, мой мышонок,
               D    A G
   С неба не снять луну
               D      G
   Тебя, как всех девчонок
          C A
   Я обману

Я прикатил, она ждала
И взглядом сердце мне прожгла
Я взял меню, дрожали руки
Дитя моё, как ты могла 
Поверить мне - такой гадюке!

   Не верь мне, мой мышонок,
   С неба не снять луну
   Тебя, как всех девчонок
   Я обману

(Eric Clapton, Felix Pappalardi, Gail Collins)
   A7 D7 A7
      E7         D7                       A7
   Strange brew killin' what's inside of you

         A7                   D7
She's a witch of trouble in electric flue
       A7
In her own mad mind she's in love with you
      D7                      A7
With you, now what you gonna do
   E7         D7                       A7
Strange brew killin' what's inside of you

She's some kind of demon dustin' in the flue.
If you don't watch out it'll stick to you
To you, what kind of fool are you
Strange brew killin' what's inside of you

On a boat in the middle of a raging sea
She would make a scene for it all to be
Ignored and wouldn't you be bored
Strange brew killin' what's inside of you

   A7        D7
Strange brew
   A7              D7
Strange brew... Strange brew
   A7
Strange brew
   E7         D7                       A7
Strange brew killin' what's inside of you

(Jimi Hendrix)
           A
There's a red house over yonder,
D7                     A
That's where my baby stays.
           D7
There's a red house over yonder,
                       A
That's where my baby stays.
E7
I ain't been home to see my baby
D7                                 A    E7
In about ninety nine and one half days...

Wait a minute, something's wrong.
This key wont unlock the door.
Wait a minute, something's wrong, here
This key wont unlock this door.
I got a bad, bad feeling, that my baby
Don't live here no more.

I might as well go over yonder
Way back up among the hills
I might as well go back over yonder
Way back yonder 'cross the hill,
Cause if my baby don't love me no more.
I know her sister will!

(Н.Арутюнов - С.Воронов)
      A
Я не помню, откуда ты взялась
Я не знаю, на что ты мне сдалась
       D
Ты давно здесь, и я к тебе привык
       A
И терплю твой ночной истошный крик

   E                       D
   Напрасны взгляды твои, полные огня
              A             G     D     E
   Ты всё равно не сможешь долго без меня

Ты живешь здесь, и я тебя кормлю
И ты веришь, что я не прогоню
Но всё чаще ты убегаешь в ночь
И я заметил, ты погулять не прочь

   Напрасны взгляды твои, полные огня
   Ты всё равно не сможешь долго без меня

И я открыл дверь, и выскользнула ты
В переулок, где ждут тебя коты
На прощанье вильнула мне хвостом
Ты же кошка, спасибо и на том

   Напрасны взгляды твои, полные огня
   Ты всё равно не сможешь долго без меня

(Jimi Hendrix)
E               G           A
Purple haze all in my brain
E                     G          A
Lately things don't seem the same
E                    G              A
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
E
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky

Purple haze all around
Don't know if I'm comin' up or down
Am I happy or in misery?
What ever it is, that girl put a spell on me

    A      H D E
   Help me

Purple haze all in my eyes
Don't know if it's day or night
You got me blowin', blowin' my mind
Is it tomorrow, or just the end of time?

   Help me

(Jimi Hendrix)
D7
I just came back today...
                            E
I just came back from the storm.
D7
I just came back today...
                            E
I just came back from the storm.
         H7
Well, I didn't know it then,
           D                D#              E
But I was sufferin' for my love to keep me warm.

It was so cold and lonely,
The wind 'n' cryin' blue rain were tearing me up.
It was so cold and lonely,
The wind 'n' cryin' blue rain were tearing me up.
I wanna thank you my sweet darling
For digging in the mud and picking me up.

              H
   It was a crying blue rain, that burning my eyes
                             D          E
   The wind and lightning struck by suprise
           H
   It was you, my love, who brought me in
                                     D             E
   I love you so much. I'll never stray from you again

I just came back today...
I just came back from the storm.
I just came back today...
I just came back from the storm.
Well, I didn't know it then,
But I was sufferin' for my love to keep me warm.

(Н.Арутюнов - Robert Crombie, К.Кавалерян)
H         E
Он увлечён столько дней
     H                   E
Он ждёт её, он думает о ней
H       E
Она жила так давно
     H                    E
Звезда из чёрно-белого кино

           F#               E
   Он увлечён, но нет теплоты
              H       F#
   В свете чужой звезды

                 H      E
      Открой глаза, дружище
      H            E
      ...............
      H                     E
      Ты можешь спать с мечтой
                         H
      Но ты проснёшься один

Он увлечён её игрой
Забыв, что каждый сам себе герой
Ему как всем суждено
За годом год прожить своё кино

   Он увлечён, но нет теплоты
   В свете чужой звезды

      Открой глаза, дружище
      ...............
      Ты можешь спать с мечтой
      Но ты проснёшься один

(Jimi Hendrix)
             C#m
You got my pride hangin outta my bed
You been messin with my life, so I brought my lead.
Even messin with my children, and you screamin at my wife,
Get off of my back if you wanna get out of here alive.
 
        C#m
   Freedom, freedom, thats what i want now
   Freedom, freedom, thats what i need now
   Freedom, freedom, to live
   Freedom, freedom, so i can give
 
Youve got my heart, speakin `lectric water
Youve got my soul screamin and hollerin
You know you hooked my girlfriend, you know the drugstore man
But i dont need it now, just tryin to slap it out or her hand.

   Freedom, freedom, thats what i want now
   Freedom, freedom, thats what i need now
   Freedom, freedom, to live
   Freedom, freedom, so i can give

       F#
      You don`t have to say that you love me
      If you don`t mean it, you better believe
      If you need me or you just want to bleed me
      You better stick in your dagger in someone else, so i can leave.
      Set me free

(Charles Guidr)
                     A
Well, I saw my baby walkin' with another man today
                     D                          A
Yeah, I saw my baby walkin' with another man today
                              E7                                A
When I asked her "What's the matter?" this is what I heard her say:

See you later, alligator; after while, crocodile
See you later, alligator; after while, crocodile
Can't you see you're in my way now? Don't you know you've hurt my style?

When I heard what she told me, it nearly made me lose my head
When I heard what she told me, it nearly made me lose my head
But the next time that I saw her reminded her of what she said

See you later, alligator; after while, crocodile
See you later, alligator; after while, crocodile
Can't you see you're in my way now? Don't you know you've hurt my style?

She said "I'm sorry, pretty daddy. You know my lovin's just for you"
She said "I'm sorry, pretty daddy. You know my lovin's just for you
Won't you say that you'll forgive me and say your love for me is true?"

I said "Wait a minute, gator; I know you mean it just for play"
I said "Wait a minute, gator; I know you mean it just for play
Don't you know you really hurt me, and this is what I have to say:"

See you later, alligator; after while, crocodile
See you later, alligator; after while, crocodile
Can't you see you're in my way now? Don't you know you've hurt my style?

                    A
See you later, alligator; after while, crocodile
                    D                        A
See you later, alligator; after while, crocodile
    H           E         A
So long, that's all, goodbye!"

(Jack Bruce - Janet Godfrey)
G7
A sleepy time baby
A sleepy time boy
Work only maybe
Life is a joy

                  C7
   We'll have a sleepy time time
                  G7
   We'll have a sleepy time time
                  C7
   We'll have a sleepy time time
                  G7
   We'll have a sleepy time time
   D7
   Sleepy time baby
   C7                        G7  C7 G7 D7
   Sleepy time time all the time

Asleep in the daytime
Asleep at night
Life is all playtime
Working ain't right

   We'll have a sleepy time time
   We'll have a sleepy time time
   We'll have a sleepy time time
   We'll have a sleepy time time
   Sleepy time baby
   Sleepy time time all the time

I have my Sunday
That ain't no lie
But on Monday morning
Comes my favourite cry

   We'll have a sleepy time time
   We'll have a sleepy time time
   We'll have a sleepy time time
   We'll have a sleepy time time
   Sleepy time baby
   Sleepy time time all the time

(Н.Арутюнов - Н.Арутюнов, John Jirik)
     E                             A
The telephone reciever ringing. I didn't think to hear you voice
   F#                     H7 E        A                 E
I often try to dial your number. The silence was your choice
   A                                              C               G        A
I didn't have to wait, to hear about your hate, flowing down the line go free
     E                     H7                   D               A            E
But coming tomysef, very quickly came to see, what you'll been wanting from me

To leave alone your only daughter, and time haave been at peace
The time has gone for me to leave her. Rage for her it is
Don't treate her from the sweets, don't to try to meet, because she doesn't need it now
Now dangerous love what you say she used to be after she's making remain

   C        G       A         E
   Don't deny your daughters right
   C          G       A       E
   Don't control her day and night
   C     G     A         E
   Over say I can't you see 
   C         G        A       E
   That she wants to be with me

But you belong exit forever, that I am not the one to be
A man with serious atentions, real strong family
My telefone's in fire, you're runnig down the wire, and this no way to make you see
Your daughter's coming through the probably around, she's gonna hanging the phone

   Don't deny your daughters right
   Don't control her day and night
   Over say I can't you see 
   That she wants to be with me

(Н.Арутюнов - В.Степанцов)
     Cm
Нельзя выловить ветер
Нельзя свистнуть как рак
Нельзя мылить спагетти,
Нельзя всего того, что невозможно никак.

        F
   Нельзя выковать глину,
   Нельзя стёкла курить,
        Cm
   Нельзя спать в пианино,
   Нельзя кактусы брить.

       G
      Жить на Марсе нельзя,
                 F
      Ходить по Солнцу тоже нельзя,
               D           D#          B           C
      Всё нельзя, всё нельзя, всё нельзя, всё нельзя!

Хочу выловить ветер,
Хочу свистнуть, как рак,
Хочу мылить спагетти,
Хочу всё то, что невозможно никак.

   Хочу выковать глину,
   Хочу стёкла курить,
   Хочу спать в пианино,
   Хочу кактусы брить.

      Жить на Марсе хочу,
      Ходить по Солнцу тоже хочу,
      Всё хочу, всё хочу, всё хочу, всё хочу!

       G
      Жить на Марсе хочу,
                 F
      Ходить по Солнцу тоже хочу,
             D         D#        B
      Всё хочу, всё хочу, всё хочу...
             D         D#        B
      Всё хочу, всё хочу, всё хочу...
           D         D#        B       С
      Захочу – и на солнечный Марс улечу!

(Van Morrison)
                          A
Like to tell ya about my baby
You know she comes around
She about five feet four
From her head to the ground

She comes around here
At just about midnight
She make ya feel so good, Lord
She make ya feel all right

                   E
   And her name is G-L-O-R-I

        A
      Gloria... G-L-O-R-I-A
      Gloria... I'm gonna shout it all night
      Gloria... I'm gonna shout it everyday
      Gloria... Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah

She comes around here
Just about midnight
She make me feel so good, Lord
She make me feel all right

Comes a-walkin' down my street
When she come to my house
She knock upon my door
And then she comes to my room

   And her name is G-L-O-R-I

      Gloria... G-L-O-R-I-A
      Gloria... I'm gonna shout it all night
      Gloria... I'm gonna shout it everyday
      Gloria... Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah